So anyways back to the joke. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. That’s what you did. There’s too many people. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. Booing Dom Irerra. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. Bill Burr's "SNL" opening monologue received mixed reactions, but the comedian's fans were already prepared for his blunt comedic style. I really hope that happens. The nerve of you white women. I got 4 minutes left. You bunch of fuckin cocks. I’m fuckin standing here. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. You can all lick my fucking red nuts. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. You are this high above New Orleans. Suck a dick. I would really enjoy blowing everbody’s fucking brains out. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. I’ll probably get canceled for doing that joke. It’s about you. That’s good. Didn’t have that when I was a kid. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. who told bill burr he, a straight white man, should try to tackle homophobia and racism in the worst way possible in his snl monologue — ً (@wyattswoods) October 11, 2020 Me listening to Bill Burr again, let me say this, there's absolutely no need to call white women bitches, because I rock with at least 47% of white women. Tank tops! The nerve… where’s the camera at? Actor Bill Burr has been slammed after giving a controversial Saturday Night Live opening monologue, in which he took on topics including cancel culture. 52 fuckin hours into a show. I wanna thank you guys for having me. You don’t bring up race or religion with your grandparents. … What’s with all these people here?” And he was just like, “Oh, no, no. New York is back, baby. Someone tell him calling women "bitches" isn't funny #SNL And I hadn’t been here for like, 13 years and I immediately noticed how extra crowded this city was. Bunch of fucking losers. [Bill Burr walks in and to the stage] [cheers and applause] Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. What’s left, the Phillies that faggot ass team named named after a female horse. One said, “The outrage over bill burr’s SNL monologue just proves that y’alls sense of humor is officially extinct in 2020.” One critiqued, “Bill Burr was the absolute worst monologue ever - I turned off the @nbcsnl show. Then come up with jokes designed to prove that point. 7 Mother fucking minutes left. I’m fucking trying to deal with this bullshit. Wow, thank you. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. Sir why are you screaming? All of you. Bill Burr came for Pride Month in his opening monologue for Saturday Night Live. [applause] Thank you. Have a good night. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. That’s what these people sounded like.” You never talk to your grandparents and brought up the wrong subject? Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. Fuck all of you and fuck the liberty bell, and shove it up Ben Franklin’s ass. That’s a little long, don’t you think? Bill Burr's SNL monologue was funny and appropriate. Can you believe that?” It’s like, “Yeah. Maybe you’ll win another one. BILL BURR: SNL MONOLOGUE (2020) – TRANSCRIPT Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and the “woke” white women. Someone tell him calling women 'bitches' isn't funny,” wrote one commenter on Twitter. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. No votes so far! And all of a sudden it went off the rails like, “Oh! But let’s go back in history here, okay? Shall we? You guys stood by us toxic white males through centuries of our crimes against humanity, you rolled around in the blood money and occasionally when you wanted to sneak off and hook up with a black dude, if you got caught you said it wasn’t consensual. Speaker Bill Burr: Thank you. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. All rights reserved. I don’t know. Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. How did they get all the June? Thank you. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. I had to buy a fuckin shirt for this shit. Bill Burr [Starts with SNL monologue intro] [Cut to SNL stage] [Band is playing music] Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. And speaking of dreams come true, did you see Rick Moranis got sucker punched on the Upper West side? © 2020 Scraps from the Loft. Give them the sun for 31 days. Does it really have to come to this? That’s what happens when you stick in M&M’s store at Time Square. Yeah! Burr ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne, white women hijacking the “woke movement,” gay pride month in New York and much more. bill burr : white women, stop acting like white supremacy and racism and oppression is only something yt men benefit from , you are also complicit and have also benefitted yt women and some people on this forum : he's hurting my feelings , he's wrong Be the first to rate this post. You can’t see shit. Two guys kissing. We lost our edge there for a minute. Mr. King is also the creative director of Broadway Worldwide which brings theatrical events to theaters. It had to happen. [boos] I like people who wear masks. Bill Burr - SNL MonologueBill Burr snl#BillBurr #SNL #Monologue You bunch of faggots. I had a great time with Judd Apatow, Pete Davidson and all the guys. White women, you’re amazing. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. Say it. I have a little fuckin cane now. I figure anyone who gets into an SNL taping is connected some how and there for the experience. Play the fucking records. CLEARLY it was the first Bill Burr experience for some people. Huh? You guys were here man. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Makes me feel comfortable that you’re wearing masks. In his second comedy special for EPIX, Craig Ferguson puts his sometimes cheeky, always irreverent spin on universal topics from sex and drugs to rock & roll-including his hilarious experiences with Mick Jagger and Kenny G. Kevin Hart serves up laughs and brick oven pizza from the comfort of his home, and dishes on male group chats, sex after 40 and life with COVID-19. Alright listen I’m out of time. Yeah, the audience isn't full of Bill Burr fans like a normal show he would do. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. And then somehow white women swung their Gucci booted feet over the fence of oppression and stuck themselves at the front of the line. I do 3 minutes. Everybody’s shivering. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Just one after another. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Bill Burr. Thank you so much. Stand-up comic and former “Breaking Bad” actor Bill Burr has ignited a Twitter firestorm — for mocking everyone from white women to gays in his … OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. He goes, “It’s gay pride month.”And I was just like, “Oh!” Dude, you know when you’re just like, stuck in the matrix and you just can’t– [keeping his palm very close to his face.] Ah! The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. I gotta tell you, the way white women somehow hijacked the ‘woke’ movement, generals around the world should be analyzing this. Ploughing ahead. Original air date: October 10, 2020 Host Bill Burr does stand-up about the COVID-19 pandemic, cancel culture and white With my SUV in my heated seats. What do you want? I SAID SUCK A DICK. 3 minutes left of this motherfuckin tirade. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. Just listened to Bill Burr's opening monologue on SNL, then checked the Bill Burr hashtag on Twitter. You people are on goddamn acid. The Flyers. Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Bill Burr had an amazing monologue on "Saturday Night Live." He ripped cancel culture coming for John Wayne and woke white women. Your team should be selling cotton candy in the fucking instructional league. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. What do you want me to talk about. Do they even fuckin exist anymore? Lol. Suck a fuckin dick. That aint’ gonna work. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. And it was about that for about 8 seconds. Throw out some topics Let’s talk about heart disease, something you’re all gonna fuckin die of. He completed the screen capture of Broadway's Romeo & Juliet in 2013. Don’t worry. Right? That I really feel great. Please stick around, we’ll be right back. No one gives a shit. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. I have been doing stand-up forever. everything’s just pressed up, you can’t see anything. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. It’s June. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. What’s that sir? You know? I really the title as “Bill Barr” and I was like wtf is he on SNL? #SNL — Lori (@LoriAndJava) October 11, 2020 Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. Jack White is here. The Netflix star referred to white women as his “bitches” while claiming … He was born in 1907. So, why don’t you shut up, sit down next to me and take your talking to. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. I hate this fuckin city. Also wtf is he talking about white women? You don’t know who the fuck he is. They get 28 days of overcast weather. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. It's 2020. I got one first. Your email address will not be published. Weekend Update: Brett Kavanaugh and Dr. Ford Testify: Season 44 Episode 1, Weekend Update on the Government Shutdown, SNL Transcripts: Tom Brady: 04/16/05: Tom Brady’s Falafel City, SNL Transcripts: Chris Pratt: 09/27/14: NFL on CBS. You keep it simple. What do you think about that? All of you mother fuckers. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. This is probably the funniest SNL Monologue in a long time and it is no surprise that it offended the Twitter community. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? And this has always been a life long dream of mine to come here and host Saturday Night Live. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? They’re going after dead people now. It’s like, god did that 40 years ago. “Did you hear what he said in that interview in Playboy in 1970? Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. You guys all look like surgeons with your masks on. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. I should get fucking paid right now people. Keep listening to them. I hope you go 0-15. “Bill Burr's opening monologue is just obnoxious and misogynstic. 0% body fat. He’s not here. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. I was shooting a movie. You have no idea what it’s like to be me.” Trashing white guys. This is right here is the theme of my set – a broken mic stand. What’s that? I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. These are equator people. It’s your decision. It’s a dream come true. It’s gonna be amazing. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. I wish I was on his fuckin tour right now. Don Roy King is directing his fourteenth season of Saturday Night Live. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. Yes. Yeah, had a great time. Comedian Bill Burr hosted Saturday Night Live last night (with Jack White filling in as musical guest after that country nobody Morgan Wallen was dropped for acting a COVID fool), and his opening monologue gave some a case of the cringes and others a case of of the slow claps. That work has earned him nine Emmys and thirteen nominations. Look at this. That’s what you did. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. Viewers may know Burr for playing Patrick Kuby in Breaking Bad, although he has also fronted comedy podcast The Monday Morning Podcast since 2007. Dude, black people were actually enslaved, they get February. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. Who’s he your dad or something? That’s what I do. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. Fucking assholes. The universe has to balance itself. Read the transcript of Bill Burr stand-up monologue at the Saturday Night Live in October 2020. And then if you don’t wear a mask, that doesn’t bug me either. Take out your grandparents. Get the peep show back in Time Square, old people can walk safely 40 blocks away. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. That’s a fucking record. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available. Oh, Ricky took one in the chops. I don’t care. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? Grandma! Bunch of fucking losers. Bill Burr's opening monologue on 'SNL' draws praise, backlash on social media Burr’s opening monologue tackled everything from anti-maskers to cancel culture, from wokeness to … Bill Burr Plows Ahead in SNL Monologue Charu Sinha 10/11 /2020 FDA promises no corners were cut in the quick OK of 1st U.S. COVID-19 vaccine Virgin Galactic aborts test in … They’re trying to cancel John Wayne. 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